call me out!!!

[barrelrollin]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ muselist here ♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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Yellow!

[holyknights]

[It was kind of embarrassing, really, but Elliot couldn't say no to Yellow, so when she asked for help making this banner, he awkwardly agreed. He wasn't exactly an artist, but... well, he did have fun drawing with her before, so how bad could it really be, right? Maybe if he just followed her lead, it would be fine.

Elliot looked down at the banner spread out on the floor, arms crossed, taking note of all the colorful crayons and paints just waiting to be used. Yeah, he could totally handle this. But even though he thought that, he didn't make any move to sit down. He just looked at Yellow instead.]

What should we put on it?

<3

[moehealer]

[It's a big project, okay...! And it's always more fun to do these sorts of things with a friend, after all. Plus she and Elliot hadn't drawn together since that one journal entry she made way back when, so... why wouldn't she ask him for help?!

Either way, the plan was essentially to create some sort of banner advertising her upcoming Dody rides "attraction." Considering how many people have already ridden on him, it seemed like a good idea. And Dody is all for it too!

So she thinks for a moment, hand on her chin as she eyes the barren sheet.]

Hmm... Well, a picture of Dody should be on there for sure, don't you think? And maybe someone riding on him too...

<3!

[holyknights]

[On one hand, he wonders how much attention such a bizarre-looking bird is going to get her, but...

Well, it. Probably doesn't matter, right? Right!! He pushes the thought out of his mind, managing a nod at what she says instead and pointing to one end of the banner.]

How about there?

[That seemed like a good place to draw him, right on the end!]

<3!!

[moehealer]

[He'd be surprised, okay...! Not everyone is a grumpy mcgrumpypants tsun tsun like he is. She looks over at where he points though, thinking the idea over. Hmm...!]

Yeah... I think that would work! That would give us a lot of space for words too.

[Though on the note of putting someone on Dody...] Who should we draw on him though? Just a random person?

[barrelrollin]

[Cue Ashton, sitting at a table nearby with a hand on his chin, mumbling absolute nonsense to himself that may be inadvertently aloud and easy for anyone nearby to hear.]

Round... smooth... mystery fluid inside... fine, crisp wood...

[...]

...Barrel...

[lottery]

... ?

[Well this is a little uh... strange, to say the least.]

It's just a barrel, isn't it?

[barrelrollin]

[Ashton just keeps murmuring "barrel" to himself for a few more moments, before finally snapping out of his trance and acknowledging the crazy-haired kiddo. He looks over at his direction, staring blankly as he gathers his words, and...]

--Huh? N...no! No! Absolutely not! It's never just a barrel! Barrels are man's best friend. Barrels are incredible! All constructed so beautifully and uniquely... It's never "just" a barrel!

[bravefighter]

[Wait, what is dating? Well, when Blue and them push you out the door saying "Take Yellow out on a date"... it's kind of hard to say no. He's not even entirely sure why, even! He's never really paid much attention to Valentine's Day, so this is pretty new.]

Um... what are we even supposed to do... ? I don't really get this, haha.

[airking]

[YEAH FINALLY A DATE WHERE... Takizawa isn't running off or anything. That's a nice change of pace at least! At least, he hope so.]

So, what do you wanna do today, Saki? It's all up to you, so you can pick whatever you wanna do. We can see a movie, just take a walk around the city... the world is our oyster!

[airqueen]

[where takizawa isn't running off or anything yet--

ahem. but no yeah they're finally on a date and saki is pretty excited about it. hanging out with takizawa is always fun, and making a romantic thing out of it is likely even better yee.]

Or we could always do both, you know? Take a walk around and then see a movie later... I'd be fine with just about anything though.

[airking]

[shh shh.

but yes it is! it's always fun being around Saki too, so on a day like Valentine's Day, it's even better.]

Hey! That's using your noggin'. [A pat on the head.] Good job, Saki. So... where to? Anywhere specific, or should we just go ahead and wander around?

[swordhandy]

[So yeah this is a... thing...

One moment they were on a boat, and the next it was completely wrecked and they're just kinda sitting on the beach now. Staring at the wreckage. At least they got some supplies out if it? But where the hell are they.]

And so begins the tale of the Wreckage of the Black Pearl. [Wait...] Actually, I think that name is already taken... A-Anyway.

Hark, first mate! What could you gather from the wreckage of the poor maiden?

[That's you, Inigo. And the maiden is a ship.]

[flaminigo]

[It sure is a thing. And a total bummer. Where the hell even are they--

And of course, even being stranded on some beach doesn't temper Owain's antics. pls. At least Inigo managed to find some things in the wreckage, hence him dropping a box of melons onto the ground.]

I gathered the fact that there are no actual maidens around and we are completely stranded on an unknown shore. ...And also this crate of fruit, which should help tide us over for some time.

[swordhandy]

I'm sure you would end up chasing them away anyway.

[SICK BURN.]

Aha! Nature's greatest gift, right here before us. We'll have a feast of fruit tonight. A great meal for the weary hero and his sidekick.

come to me inigo

[splitshot]

Hum de dum...

[Here is little ol' Noire, prowling along the camp. But her bow is drawn, an arrow resting in between her fingers. Something is feeling out of place in the world, but she can't quite put a finger on it. Oh, right.

Inigo's talking to another woman. And Noire had been informed of it from outside sources. Does he ever learn...

Whatever it was, here comes an arrow just landing right next to Inigo's foot, Noire still humming as she draws another one...]

leaps into your arms

[flaminigo]

...you out, and we could go wherever your heart yearn--

[Of course he's talking to another woman. When is he not?

Oh, right. Whenever Noire comes shooting arrows at him while he's doing it.

Because there goes the auburn-haired girl now, shrieking and taking off at the sight of being attacked. Meanwhile Inigo jerks his foot the hell away from its potential assailant on the ground, frantically shifting glances between the running girl and, unsurprisingly, Noire.]

A-aaahk--!! N-Noire! Again?! [That's... like... how many times now?!]

i choose you! ... sumia?!??

[memlost]

[ Amnesia. You forget the darndest things. But love waits for no inconvenient plot contrivances and strikes hard! fast!! no matter how much the parent of your affections might like it to have happened some other time. A much more convenient time, like say when all three other parents concerned haven't been away for like a month doing important Shepherd things and show no sign of coming back soon.

Long story short: Morgan. Cynthia. S-rank. But not S-rank if you know what I mean wink nudge wink. Yet. And so it falls to Sumia to take one for the parent team and educate Morgan about the Way Things Work before he goes doing anything dumb and young and embarrassing himself. Because amnesia isn't always the most suave thing to have around the ladies, and it's not like he can google ponos and vagooo and figure that shit out for himself.

ANYWAY Morgan sits and stares at Sumia expectantly. TEACH HIM, WISE ONE. ]

falls over

[pegawiz]

[It's hardly taking one for the team when Sumia is entirely enthusiastic over helping Morgan out. She was totally happy (and perhaps flattered) when he came to her about the situation, partly because of her wanting to be useful and also because it involves her beloved daughter and... son in-law? soon to be so? Whatever!

Either way, she sits across from Morgan, clasping her hands together before beginning.]

Alright! Let's figure this all out! [...] So... What is it exactly you want to do?

[memlost]

Do? Well, I'm not entirely sure myself! I was talking to Inigo about me and Cynthia, but he told me to ask my parents about birds and bees and ran off crying for some reason. You know how he is. [ Silly Inigo. ] But since my parents are gone, I figured you were the next best thing!

[ He sparkles across from her. Plz help him. ]

i don't even know what i'm doing

[chaines]

[ What do you get when you put two Inigos in the same room?

Apparently, one Inigo staring intently at the other. He rests his hands on his hips, humming in thought as he tilts his head. Checking the other him out, don't mind him. ] Ah- ...

[ ... how does the other Inigo have bigger muscles than him HOW IS THAT EVEN REMOTELY FAIR

GODSDAMMIT ALTERNATE SELF ]

yolo

[flaminigo]

[It's okay, Inigo isn't the only Inigo checking Inigo out, because Inigo is doing the same, examining Other Inigo up and down. Eyyy he doesn't look half bad...

...Except excuse me is this... other Inigo's hair shinier than his? More luscious?! Radiant! Sleek! Glowing!]

This is... [Not fair!!!]

[chaines]

[ He can't believe this. He actually can't believe this.

Don't mind him just. reaching over to pinch his cheeks. Gotta verify the other Inigo's real, you know. ] You...

[ This isn't some weirdo curse, right? Inigo's certain he didn't do something that bad to warrant something from Noire's mother. ] Tell me you're not just seeking to mimic my charming good looks. [ don't steal his ladies!!! ]

TOOTY FRUITY OH JUDEY

[leiaronde]

[Hope Jude wasn't expecting to do anything today! It's been a while since he's been back in Leronde, and gosh darnit if she wasn't excited to actually see her childhood friend back once more! Seriously, guy is almost always busy with something...and thinking about Milla but. Either way, she figures now would be the best time to pester the poor boy.

So, while she's leaving her family inn, she manages to spot the boy actually walking out of his own house. Perfect. This is her opportunity to actually talk to him...!

However, she's conspicuous to a fault. She's trying to sneak up on the guy, but ends up tripping on her own shoes and almost bumping into the back of him. This...isn't going well! Thankfully, she wasn't too obvious!

So...she's going to slowly tap him on the shoulder...! Except, it's...more like a shove really.]

I have come to claim your Otonashi

[nothisbrother]

[It's a little past noon when Naoi finally emerges from his bedroom, pulling on a light jacket to get ready to go out and get something to eat. He could cook but SERVANT WORK God shouldn't have to cook.

Though when he realizes Yotsuba's not in sight at the moment... he decides take this chance to sneak Otonashi out of the house to spend time with him. It's extremely distressing when God can't get him alone whenever he wants but WHATEVER. Stupid brat is stupid why does Otonashi have to like her...

But he knocks on his bedroom door with a smile]

Hey, Otonashi? Are you busy?

<3

[brotonashi]

[How can Otonashi not love a little sister figure?

Either way, when Naoi knocks on the door, Otonashi is just lounging on his bed, flipping through some book he got from the library the other day. He's not overly absorbed in it or anything though, so when he hears the voice at the door, he sits up and calls out:]

Nope, not really. Come on in.