call me out!!!

[barrelrollin]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ muselist here ♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[flaminigo]

Well, yes! That's why I suggested--

[Wait. WAIT EXCUSE YOU.]

--H-hey! What's that supposed to mean?!

[swordhandy]

I would sooner think my cousin would be out chasing girls instead of actually training for survival. Scouting! Ha. I sure was shocked when you mentioned that.

[Like c'mon what impression are you supposed to give, Inigo.]

[flaminigo]

[Um the best one?! He's not entirely moronic, okay...! When it comes down to it, he'll do what he has to do to keep him and his friends okay...

Of course, that's not what his response will be though--]

Oh. Well. You see, my dear cousin, in scouting the land we'll be looking for landmarks or... possibly even villages! Where people may actually be living. Including women. And living near a beach such as this one, I'm sure they would all be absolutely beautiful ones as well.

[swordhandy]

[SIGH...]

I really should have figured it would come back to women in some way...

[Have a melon skin being thrown at you.]

[flaminigo]

Of course! After all, if there is any kind of town here, I'm sure all of its lonely hearts are just waiting for me to take them ou-- a-aaah!

[DODGING THAT SHIT just... barely... Actually now some melon juice got on his arm. >:C]

--Please don't throw melon at me! I must look my best for those lovely maidens, of course.

[swordhandy]

I think "looking your best" would involve not being seen at all, considering how many of them you would end up scaring away.

[You know it never works!]

[flaminigo]

[HMPH]

On the contrary, many have been charmed by my good looks, and I've even taken many of them out for sweets or tea on several occasions.

[The ratio may be a little lopsided but shhshhshhhh.]

I'm sure the women here are no exception.

[swordhandy]

Are you sure they didn't just feel bad for you?

[But uh huh.]

No exception... I bet so.