call me out!!!

[barrelrollin]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ muselist here ♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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SURE......!!!!

[memlost]

[ Yes. Stalling will lessen your suffering. ]

And they do that by...?

[ In retrospect, he's never given much thought to the reproductive process. Maybe Sumia can enlighten him. He looks at her attentively!! ]

babobaroach ;__;

[pegawiz]

[It will, but Morgan asking such a direct question like that makes stalling further rather difficult.]

They do it by... well... um... [...]

...Hugging each other! Very, very tightly. They perform this special hug, and then the girl squirrel becomes... pregnant... and after several months of that, she finally gives birth and... wallah! Baby squirrels! Everywhere!

[memlost]

What?! Special hug?? I've never heard of any of this...

[ WHY HAS HE NEVER, this sounds like important information. ]

I guess Cynthia and I do hug a lot. And they're pretty special, in my opinion... But it would probably be better if I didn't accidentally get her with child. ... How does the hug go?

[pegawiz]

W-well... It's a little more complex than just a hug.

[So you don't have to worry about that, Morgan... really.......]

There are a lot of extra things you have to do besides that, like... like...! [...hrrrrghfgsdhb DEEP BREATH you can do this Sumia. You can do this.] ...Like being naked! T-that's just for us though. Squirrels are already always naked, so they get to skip that step.

[it always comes back to squirrels-- but oh goodness, her cheeks couldn't possibly resemble a tomato any more than they already do.]

[memlost]

..........

[ twin tomato faces then ]

N-naked? I guess it would be kind of hard to do that on accident...

[ Hugging Cynthia naked... WHY WOULD YOU PLANT THIS IMAGE IN HIS HEAD, HE'S CLEARLY IMAGINING IT NOW. ]

..........

[pegawiz]

[She nods firmly in agreement.]

Y-yes... That sort of thing does not happen on accident at all, s-so--

[...Why did Morgan suddenly go silent. Oh no. Morgan no.]

--Wait... Are you...?!

[MORGAN...]

[memlost]

N-No! Whatever you think I'm thinking, I'm not thinking it! I mean... maybe a little, I can't rule all the possibilities out, but it's not like I'm trying to!

[ HE DIDN'T WANT THIS

YOU TEMPTRESS ]

[pegawiz]

[HE'S THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS MESS!!]

O-ooooh what have I done?!

[Just... awkward blushing... and staring... she feels so bad!! She's so sorry, Cynthia!! Wherever you are!!]

[memlost]

Nothing! You've done nothing! ... You don't have any proof!

[ NONE WHATSOEVER... DON'T QUESTION THIS. ]

can i do this

[pegawiz]

But... you just said "maybe a little!" Which means the thought is there! And your face is turning into a tomato!

And this is all over my daughter too... I'm so sorry, Cynthia!

[She may be talking too loudly about this oops.]

OH MY GOD...

[memlost]

[ SUMIA CAN YOU NOT ]

A-Anyway! I don't see how being naked and hugging is enough to make a baby!