call me out!!!

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ muselist here ♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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[swordhandy]

[Gripping his hand still... ! But uh...]

Ah, what was I saying...

[Something about swords, and- oh right]

Oh, right. We have our weapons about us! So the succulent meat we are about to feast on will surely last us a while if we just slice off small pieces!

[But uh...]

Though Shadow Slayer, the Blade of the Vampire King, has been drenched in the blood of my enemies, and hence should not be used to properly prepare the meat.

[flaminigo]

[Did Owain just say something smart? He just said something smart. Wowie. Inigo would have just chopped up the meat with his own sword without a second thought. But that... is a really good point.]

Oh my, a good point from Owain. Now isn't that surprising! But ah, no, I actually hadn't thought about that. I'm sure it's in both our best interests that we do not use risen blood as seasoning for our meat.

[He shifts his gaze back over to the ship's ruins, scanning for anymore crates.]

I don't suppose there are any unused blades or knives in the debris, are there?

[swordhandy]

Hey! I have my moments- er... I mean... Of course! A hero is nothing if not prepared! ... but I didn't see anything, no.

[Though... a hint of an idea is on his face! Right!]

Wait a minute, I know! [Patting down his person, and-] Aha! I knew it. The Butter Knife of Increased Spread Radius.

[Holding up a pretty well made knife. Good job, Owain.] I forgot I had it on me from this morning!

[flaminigo]

I'm... not quite sure why you would keep a butter knife on you, but! If it'll do the job, then by all means.

[He does hope Owain cleaned it though. But from where he's standing, it looks good enough.]

Shall we begin digging in then?

[swordhandy]

It's more than just a butter knife! It's a weapon that found its way into my collection, earning a place in my heart as it spread everything so gracefully! Jam, honey, butter... no matter what, it almost brought me to tears with how it moved!

[But you were moving it Owain... but yeah.]

Yes! Let us feast. A hero cannot possibly operate when their stomach is not full! An empty stomach brings empty promises!

[Snagging up some of that fruit yup yup.]

[flaminigo]

[Owain. Owain please. Inigo's stomach is dying here.

Now excuse him as he takes some of that meat and watches as Owain reaches for the fruit.]

You know, I just realized. Those melons aren't cut at all, and I doubt a butter knife would suffice in taking the job. Unless we can find bigger and sharper blades for that, I... think we just may have to resort to using our swords for them.

[swordhandy]

The hero and his side kick slice open the melon with ease! They don't know where the juice from the melon begins and the blood from the risen ends...

[Pls Inigo.]

... That doesn't sound good at all. Maybe we should just bash them open on rocks or something.

[flaminigo]

It could get messy, but that's not a bad idea at all. Let's give it a try, shall we?

[He'll go ahead and pick up one of the melons, glancing around for the Ideal Rock to smash it on. Hmm...]

--Ah, this one should do.

[swordhandy]

Ah, this rock... !

[This rock this rock... !]

It's... perfect!! It shall be named Rocky, The Great Destroyer. A fitting name, if I do say so myself. A rock that will cut open the melon with ease! The juices will spill onto the beach like the blood of a fresh kill.

[flaminigo]

["Rocky?" While he doesn't understand Owain's antics at all, he must say that that name in particular is not his best work...

But anyway. The melon.

Inigo turns back to the rock, shifting his gaze between that and the fruit in his hands. ...Hrmm.]

On second thought, would you be so kind as to take up this honorable task, Owain? I'd rather not have the juices splatter onto my face. If any ladies were to somehow find themselves here, well... a red-stained face covered in seeds would not be particularly flattering.

[Surely you understand...]

[swordhandy]

[ROCKY IS THE NAME OF CHAMPIONS OKAY

But uh... Inigo please LIKE ANYONE WOULD FIND THEM.]

I think your normal face wouldn't be all too flattering to them either, cousin.

[#REKT]

But I guess I could take up this task. It's a heroes duty, after all. Stay back and watch my resolve!

[I TAKE THAT MELON. AND I THROW IT ON THE ROCKKKK. I'M NOT A PART OF THIS SYSTEM.

Splat.]

...

[flaminigo]

[Um wow rude?! Inigo's got his hands on his hips and all as he glares at Owain.]

On the contrary, I've been told by plenty of women that-- A-aaghh!

[And then he quickly jumps back, dodging the melon pieces that are flying through the air.]

W-whoa there! Be careful!

[swordhandy]

I'm always careful! [Except uh...] Except I think I threw it a little bit too hard...

[Considering the melon is pretty fucked up. But still eatable! ... And a little sandy...

He'll hand over a piece though, taking a piece for himself too. At least he didn't give you a sand covered piece... !]

[flaminigo]

"A little" is quite an understatement, considering how far those chunks flew!

[But he thanks Owain for the given piece anyway, examining it for sand and brushing away a few bits of it he could find before biting into it.]

...Buuut on the bright side, this isn't half bad! It still has that sweet, juicy flavor to it.

[swordhandy]

That's just proof of how hard I've been training!

[Duh! But yeah, he's gonna start munching on it. Hell yeah.]

Aha! A meal fit for the Dark Avenger. No doubt this will give me enough energy when the time comes to hunt for more food.

[flaminigo]

[You'd think Owain would at least have a little self-control about how hard he throws the damned thing though...

But yes. Melon eating. It is delicious.]

We should be fine for the day, so focusing our efforts on scouting the area today may be best. [Maybe they can even find some girls. I mean. Cough.] Hunting could be saved for tonight, or even early in the morning tomorrow.

[swordhandy]

[That actually makes a lot of sense...]

The early bird catches the worm! Or in this case, the hungry hunters catch the animal to devour.

[(yea)]

Y'know, you're smarter than you look, Inigo.

[flaminigo]

Well, yes! That's why I suggested--

[Wait. WAIT EXCUSE YOU.]

--H-hey! What's that supposed to mean?!

[swordhandy]

I would sooner think my cousin would be out chasing girls instead of actually training for survival. Scouting! Ha. I sure was shocked when you mentioned that.

[Like c'mon what impression are you supposed to give, Inigo.]

[flaminigo]

[Um the best one?! He's not entirely moronic, okay...! When it comes down to it, he'll do what he has to do to keep him and his friends okay...

Of course, that's not what his response will be though--]

Oh. Well. You see, my dear cousin, in scouting the land we'll be looking for landmarks or... possibly even villages! Where people may actually be living. Including women. And living near a beach such as this one, I'm sure they would all be absolutely beautiful ones as well.

[swordhandy]

[SIGH...]

I really should have figured it would come back to women in some way...

[Have a melon skin being thrown at you.]

[flaminigo]

Of course! After all, if there is any kind of town here, I'm sure all of its lonely hearts are just waiting for me to take them ou-- a-aaah!

[DODGING THAT SHIT just... barely... Actually now some melon juice got on his arm. >:C]

--Please don't throw melon at me! I must look my best for those lovely maidens, of course.

[swordhandy]

I think "looking your best" would involve not being seen at all, considering how many of them you would end up scaring away.

[You know it never works!]

[flaminigo]

[HMPH]

On the contrary, many have been charmed by my good looks, and I've even taken many of them out for sweets or tea on several occasions.

[The ratio may be a little lopsided but shhshhshhhh.]

I'm sure the women here are no exception.

[swordhandy]

Are you sure they didn't just feel bad for you?

[But uh huh.]

No exception... I bet so.