【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】 a roleplay meme to inspire muses.
♛ muselist here ♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go.
[Cue Ashton, sitting at a table nearby with a hand on his chin, mumbling absolute nonsense to himself that may be inadvertently aloud and easy for anyone nearby to hear.]
[Ashton just keeps murmuring "barrel" to himself for a few more moments, before finally snapping out of his trance and acknowledging the crazy-haired kiddo. He looks over at his direction, staring blankly as he gathers his words, and...]
--Huh? N...no! No! Absolutely not! It's never just a barrel! Barrels are man's best friend. Barrels are incredible! All constructed so beautifully and uniquely... It's never "just" a barrel!
[He's not sure where "hope" comes into play here, but that matters not. What does matter is that someone apparently is actually coming to appreciate the greatness of barrels. Incredible.]
Yes! It is wonderful! Does this mean you're starting to understand how great they are? My friends all think it's kind of weird, but I think barrels are just amazing. There's so much to them...
Of course I can't understand how great they are. [But Komeada, you just said--]
Weren't you listening? I said it, didn't I? Trash like me can't comprehend the beauty of this. You would be better off explaining it to a jar of dirt, compared to me.
What I can understand is loving something as much as you love the barrels... However, I only know that feeling about one thing...
Well, while they may be pretty complex, actually understanding the wonder of barrels isn't that hard. There's a lot to love about them! Like, let's see...
[A beat, before he continues.]
Y'know, barrels can even bring hope! So cheer up! Even you could come to love them too.
Well I mean, they don't only bring hope to me. I'm sure barrels bring hope to everyone, whether they realize it or not.
[How to explain, how to explain...]
Even if they're simple, they can carry a lot within them. If someone has a messy room, they can stash things inside of a barrel! If someone needs to transport goods, barrels are great for that! Barrels are even used to hold liquor a lot, which loads of people love. So whether they realize it or not, barrels bring hope to everyone.
[he is very fucking passionate about barrels okay]
My classmates. The students of Hope's Peak Academy.
While I'm only a stepping stone for them, they're the bringers of Hope. There's nothing that could stand up to them in that regard. An inanimate object can't even compare to them.
Well it sounds like you really care about them, and you seem very passionate about something! Both those things are really good, so I could see why they would enjoy being around you. You should give yourself more credit, y'know?
Friends are great to have, anyway. I learned that myself not long ago. So you should be happy about that.
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Round... smooth... mystery fluid inside... fine, crisp wood...
[...]
...Barrel...
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[Well this is a little uh... strange, to say the least.]
It's just a barrel, isn't it?
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--Huh? N...no! No! Absolutely not! It's never just a barrel! Barrels are man's best friend. Barrels are incredible! All constructed so beautifully and uniquely... It's never "just" a barrel!
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Let him... think about this for a bit. He seems to be pretty passionate for the barrels. It's kind of exciting, actually.]
Ah, I think I see...
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[Great. Another person with hope. For barrels this time, but, it's still there... !]
How wonderful. No wonder I couldn't see it before... someone like me could never see the beauty in something like this.
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Yes! It is wonderful! Does this mean you're starting to understand how great they are? My friends all think it's kind of weird, but I think barrels are just amazing. There's so much to them...
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Weren't you listening? I said it, didn't I? Trash like me can't comprehend the beauty of this. You would be better off explaining it to a jar of dirt, compared to me.
What I can understand is loving something as much as you love the barrels... However, I only know that feeling about one thing...
[Hope.]
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[So that's how it is. Hmmm...]
Well, while they may be pretty complex, actually understanding the wonder of barrels isn't that hard. There's a lot to love about them! Like, let's see...
[A beat, before he continues.]
Y'know, barrels can even bring hope! So cheer up! Even you could come to love them too.
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I could see that, with how passionate you are about them.
[But still.]
It's wonderful... seeing something make someone so hopeful. Even if I can't understand the rest, that much alone makes them amazing.
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[How to explain, how to explain...]
Even if they're simple, they can carry a lot within them. If someone has a messy room, they can stash things inside of a barrel! If someone needs to transport goods, barrels are great for that! Barrels are even used to hold liquor a lot, which loads of people love. So whether they realize it or not, barrels bring hope to everyone.
[he is very fucking passionate about barrels okay]
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[Well, if that's the case.]
They truly are wonderful if they can manage to spread that much hope... but there's something they can't compare to.
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[uhhh... He really can't imagine what that would be.]
Like what?
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While I'm only a stepping stone for them, they're the bringers of Hope. There's nothing that could stand up to them in that regard. An inanimate object can't even compare to them.
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Your classmates? Are they your friends?
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[Komaeda they can barely stand it...]
I really don't understand them, but... they're my dear classmates. I would do anything for them.
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Well it sounds like you really care about them, and you seem very passionate about something! Both those things are really good, so I could see why they would enjoy being around you. You should give yourself more credit, y'know?
Friends are great to have, anyway. I learned that myself not long ago. So you should be happy about that.
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They tied me up, so I think I'm more of a nuisance to them than I actually help them.
[He just wants his classmates to win! For hope to win! ... Even if that's the culprit's hope...]
Ah, but they were nice enough to feed me, at least.
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--H-huh?! They tied you up? Why would they do that?