star and i can't smut why do we even try

[ctrlaltdemons]

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shooting stars

world peace

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Comments

[crayoned]

hey guys what's going on in here????

[tatter]

wow is it just me or are things getting

hot

in here???

[crayoned]

wow

so take off all your clothes

[tatter]

sure

you look kind of fat in urs sry2say

we'll need some paint thinner

[crayoned]

Excuse me?

the only fat one here is you you fatty fat fat

i'm sure we can pluck a few pounds off of you

[tatter]

nah bitch you need to exercise more

burn off those calories

[crayoned]

oh go choke on a macaroon

[tatter]

you just jelly just because the mental image of garry saying 'nah bitch' is ridiculously funny

[crayoned]

fuck

that is pretty fun

it'd be funnier if ib turned around and said it though

[endears]

no no garry says 'nah bitch' and then ib turns around and is all 'mmm yeah you tell her girl'

ib was a sassy black woman all along

[crayoned]

i didnt know how much i wanted sassy black ib until now

someone needs to put ib through gizoogle

[endears]

well at the very least something actually came of this post

are you going to do it

[crayoned]

Fa la laaah!
La la loooh!
Ahahaha! It aint nuthin but a song!
Original Gangsta by me, Mary!
Yo ass should rap when you sad!
You'll be havin funk again n' again n' again before you know it!

yeah

[endears]

yes good

play her like this in afterliving it'll be more ic than the levi

[crayoned]

Are you mother fuck-fucking-ing mad I can't dicking one-fuck-up that Levi you little shitfuckstain.

[endears]

say that to my face fucker not over the network see what happens

[crayoned]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[crayoned]

WAIT

[crayoned]

i suddenly realise the navy seal copypasta could be a sample for levi

specifically that last line

[hexstatic]

OHH MY GOD

[endears]

10/10 rp sample you should app him somewhere

[absolutisms]

looks pr gay

[crayoned]

it couldnt be anything else with you here jac

[driveblade]

you're my favorite

[crayoned]

i am the happiest right now